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our wild NY adventure - Karen's Musings
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our wild NY adventure
Warning: This entry was written in several stages and is very choppy, but it's got some fun bits in it, so you should read it anyway.

right. So we're on our way to NY right now. But, er, traffic is icky. I won't be able to post this until Sunday, so it'll be a moot point, but I figured now would be as good a time as any to make an update. We may very well have to turn around and head home because this traffic is absolutely ridiculous. Sigh.

*time passes*

Okay, now it's later. We almost didn't make it to New York. We almost dropped my brother-in-law at a train station in Wilmington and turned around. But just as we were near where we'd have to turn to get to the train station, traffic looked like it might be okay, so we decided to risk it. Now we're sitting outside the Lincoln tunnel PRAYING that we make it up to JTS before shabbos. It's 7:18 now. Shabbos is around quarter til 8. G-d Willing, we won't be walking across Manhattan. Heh.

Anyway, at least we had a little bit of amusement. We passed by a van with a tail and whiskers. Turns out it's the "Meow Mix Mobile!" It's sort of like the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, but cooler. It's shaped like a cat. How cool is that? It had whiskers and everything. If I drove the Meow Mix Mobile, I'd have trouble containing my coolness. Unfortunately, the guy driving it didn't look so cool. He looked like he was approximately 97 and looked extremely annoyed at being in such a cool vehicle.

I just got a look at the traffic and it's stopped. Shit. How the hell are we going to get through the tunnel before shabbos? Okay, must go so we can start making phone calls to figure out what we're going to do.

*time passes*

It's now Motzei Shabbos and we're on our way home. So here's what happened:

When I realized that we weren't going to make it to JTS before shabbos came in, I tried not to panic. Jay offered to drive us up there, but we couldn't do that, of course. So I called Eli and Nechama to figure out what to do. They called me back five minutes later with the name and address of the closest Chabad House to the Lincoln Tunnel in Manhattan. We got through the tunnel and drove ourselves as close to the Chabad House as time allowed and then got out. Jay drove the car to JTS and dealt with our stuff. Seth and I walked to the Chabad, davened, had a nice dinner, and then set on our merry way. We left Chabad around 10:30 pm with about a 100 block walk in front of us. Sheesh! We made good time for the first half of the trip, but of course, I was wearing work shoes, not walking shoes, and it got harder the longer we went. We arrived at JTS around 12:45. Not too bad, but not fabulous. For those of you who don't know, I think a mile is about 20 NYC blocks. So it was about a 5 mile walk. Not exactly planned, but not exactly horrible.

**more time passes...now I'm home finishing up this entry**

Anyway, we got there, fell asleep and slept deeply despite the city sounds that we're unaccustomed to. Seth woke up in the morning in time to daven before we headed down to the sanctuary to hear Miriam's Senior Sermon.

I need to pause here to throw in a funny. Well, it was funny for me. We arrived down at the sanctuary just at the start of the Torah Service, and we were waiting outside the sanctuary until Miriam's sermon when suddenly Seth bolted the other direction and beckoned for me to come too. Well, it turned out that the woman reading the first portion of the Torah reading was an ex-girlfriend of Seth's. And not just AN ex-girlfriend. THE ex-girlfriend. As in, the crazy ex-girlfriend. As in, the one that I hear stories about from Seth's friends because she was too crazy to be forgotten. Fabulous. Well, I wasn't threatened in the least, because the bottom line is, I'm the one with the wedding ring on my finger. So there. Plus, they dated 10 years ago, for crying out loud. A lot can happen in 10 years. Like Seth getting married, for example. But Seth was less than pleased. Eventually, I convinced him that he'd feel better if he just said hi and got it over with. And I was right. He stopped being so tense with anticipation once he said hi. It was pretty funny because she'd made it pretty obvious that she had seen (and recognized) Seth before we said hi (nevermind that she was talking to his brother for a while), but when Seth said good shabbos to her, she made a big deal out of pretending not to know who he was and then pretending not to care that he was there. Heh. It was funny, and so worth it because Seth was much more relaxed after the 3 minutes we spent with her.

Anyway, Miriam did a nice job, with a challenging topic, and I'm very glad we went. After the sermon, I left to head upstairs and finish my own davening before lunch. I got back to the sanctuary just as they had finished up, we had a nice lunch, a nice long shabbos nap, and then a nice time with family at a leisurely shalah seudas. When Shabbos was out, we collected our things quickly and exited NY as soon as possible. It's now about 3am and we have a bris to be at in 6 hours, so I should consider some sleep or something. But before I do, one tiny little rant....

As we were driving through Manhattan on our way out, I was typing a piece of this entry and I noticed that my wireless connection was active. I looked at it and for about 50 blocks or so, there were probably 2 or 3 dozen different networks I could sign onto (only 3 or 4 of them actually asked for a password). Now that was ridiculous. Please, folks, if you have wireless in your house or apartment, lock the sucker down and put some access controls on it! There are very good reasons to want security on your home network, even if you think that you don't have important information on your PC. If you need more information about securing your wireless network, contact me. I'll be happy to share what I know.

Current Mood: exhausted exhausted

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ichur72 From: ichur72 Date: May 9th, 2004 07:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Seems like every guy has THE crazy ex-girlfriend. Wonder why that is?
sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: May 9th, 2004 02:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Not every guy

THE crazy ex-girlfriend didn't date every guy. She was more picky than that. Besides, how would she have had the time? *grin*

I've posted about the trip as well, but since my user id is my legal name, it's locked. If you care to read about the drama, let me know. I'll friend you.
ichur72 From: ichur72 Date: May 9th, 2004 02:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Not every guy

Heh heh ... sure, I'd like to read about it. There has been plenty of drama in my life lately, so why not add to the fun?
sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: May 9th, 2004 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Not every guy

Done. Perhaps you will be amused. :)
cellio From: cellio Date: May 9th, 2004 08:37 am (UTC) (Link)
That van sounds nifty!

Sorry you got stuck and had to walk. Around here it's about 12 blocks to the mile, so when I saw "100" I groaned. I'm glad the blocks are a little shorter in NY, but 5 miles in work shoes still sounds annoying. Glad it worked out.
estherchaya From: estherchaya Date: May 9th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC) (Link)
well, I always thought that in NYC it was 12 blocks to the mile, but the rabbi at the Chabad thought it was 20. So it's entirely possible that I was right and he was wrong. It was a little over 2 hours, so I'm guessing, given how much we slowed down toward the end, that it was definitely close to 5 miles. Wait, now that I think about it, it was probably closer to 6 or 7. Sheesh! (of course, I could always mapquest it to find out)
sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: May 9th, 2004 12:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

4.84 miles

Mapquest says that it's 4.84 miles. I had to reverse the directions, because driving in NYC is much wackier the other direction. The other way, it's over 6 miles.

Oh, and Mapquest thinks that 4.84 miles can be covered in 13 minutes. Yeah, right.
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 17th, 2004 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

Did Mapquest know you were on foot?

Aah, rhetorical questions. My favorite type to answer.

If you're in a helicopter!

Or launched from a trebuchet.

Interestingly, you went right by my Aunt & Uncle's house. (well, with a few blocks.)

*smacks head with heel of hand* How silly of us, not stopping in and giving them our greetings. Well, perhaps next time. :)
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 18th, 2004 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

*shrugs* Point taken, unless we use a high parabolic. If we use a mass driver, however, the density of the buildings (and perhaps other things) in the way of the flight path become somewhat irrelevent.
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 21st, 2004 11:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

A mass driver uses electromagnetism to accelerate payloads up to a decent fraction of the speed of light. It's generally effective to have one at the other end, as they can also be used to decelerate. Of course, humans tend not to survive acceleration or deceleration in quantities of more than 10 gravities, so 'recovery' is not often used when describing people who have experienced a trip via mass driver.
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 21st, 2004 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

Yeah, well...I went from the practical to the unpractical to the theoretical, and when we went far enough, we got out of the sabbath and into a very flat coffin. But it was a fun digression!
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 22nd, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

It'll work just fine, assuming that we don't want repeat business. I guess we could still make it work if we go under the theory "All your friends are doing it..."
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 23rd, 2004 10:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

Now, if we only had some kind of spiffy orbital mind control laser...
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 24th, 2004 12:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

I have a whole bunch of them, but they're here on the ground, not in orbit. Perhaps I should consider launching them?
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sethcohen From: sethcohen Date: June 25th, 2004 11:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: 4.84 miles

Hey, everybody's gotta have a hobby. Of course, the trick isn't winning the $10 million...it's having the $1 billion lying around so that $20 million isn't doing anything more important...
bluejeanjexy From: bluejeanjexy Date: May 10th, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's kind of funny, I have an ex boyfriend at JTS...but he's not crazy...ok, maybe it's not funny.
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