I stole this from batya. I agree with her that it's retarded. But in the interest of procrastination...
Just for fun, by the way, sometimes I left her answers intact. I'm not telling you which ones. ;-)
A - Age: 28 (argh!)
B - Band: uh...
C - Choice Of Meat: I could live quite happily without meat. But I guess fish or chicken would be my answer.
D - Dream Date: only my dreamy hubby.
E - Excites You: snuggly stripey socks.
F - Favorite Food: I'm bad at favorites. I don't like playing favorites.
G - Greatest Gift: on earth or greatest gift anyone ever gave me?
H - Happiest Day Of Your Life: uh... I'm hoping it has yet to come.
I - Internal Conflicts: none at the moment.
J - Jealous: more often than I care to admit.
K - Kool Aid: yuck
L - Love: pro.
M - Most Valuable Thing You Own: monetarily or sentimentally? I suppose the computer is the most monetarily valuable thing. No. I take it back. Our dining room set cost more than the laptop. Sentimentally? Seth. Oh wait, I don't own him. The cats? Maybe. But they're Seth's. Okay enough joking around. My chumashim, siddurim, and talmud volumes, of course.
N - Name: Esther Chaya
O - Outfit: currently--black flowery undies, red benneton sweater.
P - Pizza Topping: tomatoes and basil and fresh garlic.
Q - Question I Want To Ask: of whom?
R - Roots: The book?
S - Sport To Watch: Football. (soccer, that is)
T - TV Show: quickly losing interest in TV which is depressing. But I'll put Law and Order on the list.
V - View From The Window: my cubicle has no window.
W - Weather: currently or favorite weather? It's about 40 degrees outside. I love cold. I want to move to Canada.
Y - Yesterday's Best Meal: Nachos and a cheese quesadilla at the newly expanded Sienna's. Come to think of it, that was my only meal.
Z - Zodiac sign: Aquarius. But do people seriously care about this?
Last Cigarette: long long ago
Last Kiss: last night. Maybe this morning. Who knows. It all blurs together when you get married. ;)
Last Cry: um. wow. It must have been a while ago. why the heck does batya remember the exact date?
Last Library Book Checked Out: something of maladies.
Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: I seriously can't remember. Wow. I'm sucky. It wasn't Return of the King. We've seen at least one movie since then.
Last Book Read: Angels and Demons.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: damn
Last Beverage Drank: Orange Juice
Last Food Consumed: nachos and a cheese quesadilla from the newly expanded Siennas. Whoo hoo!
Last Phone Call: Sigh. Betty Goldberger at 7:55 this morning.
Last TV Show Watched: West Wing on Tape.
Last Time Showered: Last night.
Last Shoes Worn: black flats.
Last CD Played: Cake. Don't remember which one.
Last Soda Drank: eww. i DO NOT drink soda (yeah right. Coke, of course, the nectar of the gods)
Last Thing Written: - "(yeah right. Coke, of course, the nectar of the gods)" Duh
Last Key Used: h. What a dumb question. This, too, deserves a duh.
Last Words Spoken: they are all in my head since most of my oral communication is really online
Last Sleep: last night.
Last IM: calling drmellow a traitor.
Last Sexual Fantasy: um...
Last Ice Cream Eaten: vanilla. But I don't eat ice cream much.
Last Time Wanting to Die: When Seth asked the owner of Sienna's how much it cost to do the expansion.
Last Lipstick: I'm wearing a Mary Kay Lip Gloss right now.
Last Time Dancing: when I got a Strike bowling on Saturday.
Last Show Attended: um. No idea.
Last Big Car Ride: to New York to get my Sheitel. But that's only 4 hours or so.
Last Crush: High School. But I can't say who. He might be reading this.
Last Annoyance: this survey is too long
Last Disappointment: Seth wouldn't join the Masons so that I could learn the secrets of the secret society.
Last Time Scolded: Last time I scolded someone or the last time I got scolded BY someone? Either way, I can't remember.
Last Shirt Worn: the black flowery one I'm wearing now.
Last Web Site Visited: Duh. Live Journal.
1. How many piercings do you have? 2
2. What gauge are your various piercings? 0? normal.
3. What's your favorite piercing of yours? ears
4. Do you want anything else pierced? no
5. What would you NOT get pierced? anything not on my ears
6. Who's your favorite pierced celebrity? uh
7. Have you ever pierced something yourself? hell no.
8. What do you think of stretched earlobes? ouch.
9. What do you think is the most over-done piercing? this is retarded. i guess belly button.
1. How many tattoos do you have? none
2. What would you like to get a tattoo of? the ones on everyone else. .
3. What is the most time you'd spend in one tattoo session? none
4. Would you trust your best friend to give you a tattoo? UM. no.
5. What do you think of sleeves [full arm tattoos]? i hate all tatoos.
6. Who is your favorite tattooed celebrity? charlie chaplin.
7. Would you get a tattoo on your chest or booty areas? no.
8. What's the biggest diameter, in inches, you would get as a tattoo? none they are the devils birthmark.
9. What do you think is the most over-done tattoo design? stop.
More Extreme Mods
1. Would you ever get branded? what the hell?
2. Would you ever go in for scarification [professionally]? only if charlie chaplin came with me.
3. Would you ever get implants [little things under your skin, for example, NOT breast implants]? What the hell?
4. Would you ever get a surface piercing? What the hell?
5. If your parent/guardian got a genital piercing, what would you do? who thought of this question?
6. Do you really think clit/penis piercings make sex better? how would I know?
7. Suspension or stage piercings? what the hell?
:x: piercings = HELLO WE ALREADY DID THIS: 2
:x: tattoos = devils birthmark. n/a
:x: height = 5'nothing.
:x: shoe size = 7 1/2
:x: hair color = brown.
:x: siblings = yes.1 older brother
:x: movie you rented = Lost in Translation
:x: movie you bought = The Indiana Jones box set.
:x: song you listened to = the Bare Naked Ladies song about monkeys and postcards or whatever it is.
:x: song that was stuck in your head = Beep Beep.
:x: cd you bought = er...
:x: cd you listened to = asked and answered
:x: person you've called = Seth
:x: person that's called you = Didn't we already answer this? Betty Goldberger.
:x: tv show you've watched = Asked and Answered.
:x: person you were thinking of = Jex
:x: friend you made = Lauren
:x: you have a crush on someone = my hubby
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yes
:x: you think about suicide = no.
:x: you believe in online dating = no. It's a figment of your imagination. There is no such thing as online dating.
:x: others find you attractive = other than my hubby? Doubtful.
:x: you want more piercings =hell no.
:x: you drink = alas, rarely.
:x: you do drugs = no.
:x: you smoke = no
:x: you like cleaning = sometimes.
:x: you like roller coasters = sometimes. But can you really go on a roller coaster with a skirt and a sheitel? I sure hope so.
:x: you write in cursive or print = a weird combination of the two, but it's closer to script, I'd guess.
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = uh, well, considering that I'm married to a man with whom I had a long distance relationship...
:x: using someone = oh sure. All the time.
:x: suicide = against who the hell says for?
x: killing people = all about it. Oh wait. er. Yeah. Against.
:x: teenage smoking = against
:x: doing drugs = against for me. but i dont care if you smoke pot occasionally as long as its not screwing up your life or anyone elses. im against crystal meth.
:x: driving drunk = Who the hell says for unless they're being contrary?
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = well, for myself I'm opposed to it. But that's because I'm married to a man.
:x: soap operas = against
:x: song = I hate favorites.
:x: thing to do = I hate favorites.
:x: thing to talk about = I hate favorites
:x: sports = futbol (soccer).
:x: drinks = coke, the nectar of the gods.
:x: clothes = ones that I don't fit in any more.
:x: movies = I hate favorites.
:x: singer = I hate favorites
:x: holiday = Shabbos.
:x: ever cried over a girl = yup.
:x: ever cried over a boy = yup.
:x: ever lied to someone = Nope. Never. Not me. I wouldn't do that! *ahem*
:x: ever been in a fist fight = nope.
:x: ever been arrested = Nope. But I know a felon or two.
:x: shampoo do you use = Neutrogena
:x: shoes do you wear = Usually black ones.
:x: are you scared of = drowning. Spiders. Long words. Just kidding.
:x: of times I have been in love? 3 1/2
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? 3
:x: of hearts I have broken? 1
:x: of girls I have kissed? none
:x: of boys I have kissed? I'm so not answering this.
:x: of drugs taken illegally? ahem.
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = 3 or 4
:x: of people I consider my enemies? 1
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? 2 that I know of.
:x: of scars on my body? a lot. 9 maybe?
:x: of things in my past that I regret? enough.
:x: disney movie = uh...
:x: word = serendipity. I'm kidding. I have no idea. I hate favorites.
:x: nickname = I've only had one nickname that I know of and I'm not sharing. There is one person on my friends list that might remember it. This is a test. :-)
:x: eye color = green or brown
:x: flower = carnations or anything else other than lilies or mums
:x: piercing = ew.
:x: actor = I hate favorites (didn't we do this one already?)
:x: actress = I hate favorites.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty = nope.
:x: funny = nope.
x: hot = nope.
:x: friendly = most of the time.
:x: amusing = not on purpose
:x: ugly = no.
:x: loveable = eh.
:x: caring = yes.
:x: sweet = sure.
I ditto what batya said: "this was the most retarded thing and i spent 20 minutes doing it. hopefully someone read it and learned something. i fibbed on a couple of questions but im not telling you which..."