And it didn't hurt to talk to them. They were lovely. Not comfortable taking on my care, but lovely nonetheless.
So I'll be sticking with the OB side of the practice (unless, by some miracle I get off the Zofran pump, get the PICC line out, and cease needing IV meds - in which case, they'll slide me over into the midwife practice... let's just say I'm not holding my breath). This is fine, and essentially what I had anticipated anyway. At least now I know and I won't have to wonder later why on earth I didn't try to see the midwives.