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caryabend From: caryabend Date: December 14th, 2005 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm terrified that our yet-to-be-born's first word will be quite obscene and rude. I'm even more terrified that he'll use it correctly. Ironically, the phone call home from the day-care facility promises to be staggeringly hilarious.

Day Care Worker: Hello, Mr. Abend? Your little boy used a very nasty phrase today, and we would like that the other children not learn it.

Me: I see. Did he use it correctly?

DCW: What?

Me: Did he use it correctly? I will be happy to teach him not to use that phrase again, but in order for him to learn why this is, I'll need to know the context in which he used it.

DCW: Well, he called the Facility Director a "M----- F------ C--- S------ B------" when he announced the new lunch menu.

Me: I've met the Director. He is a "M----- F------ C--- S------ B------." I'm sure that the new lunch menu menu must be spectacularly unappealing.

DCW: Liver, Artichoke and Brussels Sprout Puree. Served over Lima Beans. All week. Apparently it was on significant discount.

Me: I'll bet. I'll talk to the boy, and make sure that he brings a bagged lunch. Thanks for letting us know.
allah_sulu From: allah_sulu Date: December 14th, 2005 09:12 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm terrified that our yet-to-be-born's first word will be quite obscene and rude.

Once Richard starts speaking and learning to repeat words he hears, taking him to Rocky Horror will be interesting.
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allah_sulu From: allah_sulu Date: December 14th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Unrelated

A couple of years ago I read an article online about the "Jewpanese" community - Japanese people who follow the Jewish religion.

I always wondered if they watched "G-dzilla" movies...
estherchaya From: estherchaya Date: December 19th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Unrelated

tee hee. that's funny.
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