I woke up starving this morning, but I really wanted to be into work by 7:30 (I have to leave early today to pick up the monster). I'm not normally starving in the morning, but today was special, I guess. So when I came to work, I pulled my cream cheese out of the fridge so that I could spread some on some matzoh tea crackers for breakfast.
Except my cream cheese was frozen. That's pretty disgusting. I did not wish to find out what it would be like once it thawed. So I ate mashed sweet potatoes for breakfast. I'm a weirdo.