For example... I didn't make the Heinz connection with Theresa Heinz Kerry until a month or so before the election. And here's another one:
I never could figure out what made Paris Hilton special. I mean, okay, she's a rich socialite weirdo, but what made her stand out in the public interest? Really, couldn't figure it out. Until today I saw her described as "Hotel Heiress." Oh. Yeah. Right. Hilton. Like the hotels.
DUH.
