This morning I couldn't leave the house by way of my normal route (the front door). There was a monster keeping me from passing. I've noticed him (her?) before, but usually after it's too late and then I forget about him until the next time. This time I saw him before it was too late and I was paralized. He's a very large spider with a very intricate beautiful web. I'll admit, he was pretty exotic looking himself. But I'm not interested in having exotic spiders blocking my path out my front door. Maybe exotic means he bites!
Seth had SO better get rid of him before I get home.